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CABLE GURU
TUNE IN TO CHANNEL 17
PUT YOUR HANDS UPON THE T.V. SCREEN
HOLD THEM THERE UNTIL YOU FEEL THE LOVE COMING THROUGH

SEE THE MAN WITH THE ROSY CHEEK
HE'S GOT A NEW SERMON EVERY WEEK
AND HE CARES ABOUT THE THINGS THAT HAPPEN TO YOU

BUT IF YOU LOOK BETWEEN THE LINES
SOME OF HIS WORDS WILL LOSE THEIR SHINE
IS SALVATION ONLY IN YOUR MIND?

SAY THE MANTRA PRAYER (OVER AND OVER)
THE PHONE LINES ARE OPEN AND HE KNOWS WHAT TO DO
SAY THE MANTRA PRAYER (OVER AND OVER)
PUT YOUR SOUL IN THE CARE OF THE CABLE GURU

COMMUNICATION VIA MICROWAVE
PEFECT PICTURES OF A PLANET SAVED
CAN YOU HEAR THE SOUND OF ONE HAND CLAPPING

PARANOIA, SCHIZOPHRENIA
THE CALLING CARDS OF THE MEDIA
FEEL THE FEAR THE OLD BOX WITH A NEW WRAPPING

EVERYDAY'S A LITTLE SCARIER
WE'RE CAUGHT UP IN A MASS HYSTERIA
IS IT REALLY SAFE WHERE YOU ARE?

SAY THE MANTRA PRAYER (OVER AND OVER )
THE PHONE LINES ARE OPEN AND HE KNOWS WHAT TO DO
SAY THE MANTRA PRAYER (OVER AND OVER )
THE DEVINE HOTLINE WANTS TO HEAR FROM YOU
SAY THE MANTRA PRAYER (OVER AND OVER )
PUT YOUR SOUL IN THE CARE OF THE CABLE GURU

SO TURN UP YOUR RADIO SWITCH ON THAT NEW TALK SHOW
THEY WILL REVEAL THE WAY TO GO OR DON'T YOU KNOW
 
HEAR THE MANTRA PRAYER (OVER AND OVER )
THE PHONE LINES ARE OPEN AND HE KNOWS WHAT TO DO
SAY THE MANTRA PRAYER (OVER AND OVER )
PUT YOUR SOUL IN THE CARE OF THE CABLE GURU
SAY THE MANTRA PRAYER (OVER AND OVER )
THE PHONE LINES ARE OPEN AND HE KNOWS WHAT TO DO
SAY THE MANTRA PRAYER (OVER AND OVER )
PUT YOUR SOUL IN THE CARE OF THE CABLE GURU
Written by D.L. Byron.
Published by Zen Archer (ASCAP).
Acoustic 6-string guitar, Electric 12-string guitars, bass, synths, piano, harmonica and vocals performed by D.L. Byron.
Drums performed by Thommy Price.
Electric guitars and mandolin by Tony Bruno.
Hammond B3 organ by C. Bruce Ost.
Sitar by Peter Baron.
Synth on track 1 by Arthur Steuer.
Produced and Mixed by Arthur Steuer and D.L. Byron.
Mixed at Kampo Audio/Video, NYC.
Engineered by Arthur Steuer at Kampo Audio/Video, NYC and Snap, Crackle, Pop, Forest Hills, NY.
Additional Engineering by Dave Robbins, Jim McNamara and Kenji Shimoda.
Digital Editing by Jim McNamara.
Mastered by Tim Giles at Surgical Sound, Hackensack, NJ.
Photography by Philip Wong.
Graphic Design by Yalitza Ferreras.
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